Governor Abbott was very proud of his new Fuck This Shit 

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book.

"We’ve got to put the skin pigmentation issue behind us," 

Mo Brooks said fleshily.

Mike Kelly Gets His Crayolas Confused;

He's 'Flesh', Not 'White'

If you're old enough to remember, you know that 'Flesh' was

the only stick in your box of Crayolas--even if you could afford

 the big one containing 64 colors--that attempted to represent

the hue of human skin.  And even it was something of a weird

 pink, like the color of the cheap salmon your mother bought

in a can to make croquettes on Tuesday night.  Well, times

have changed, and now Crayola offers a box of markers

representing eight different shades of human skin.  And,

as you might expect, the anti-multiculturalists over at

Fox News don't like it.  They prefer to believe they

live in a world where 'Flesh' means a whiter shade

of pale and nothing else. 

When he was a child, all you had to do was to
look in Barack Obama's Crayola box to know
he was headed to the top.