"We understand, Governor Christie, that you had

Jiminy Cricket rubbed out about the time you first

didn't know about the Fort Lee lane closures.  Do you

think this will have any effect on your decision to run 

for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016?"

Grasshopper Mouse Singing for Its Supper of

Crickets, Tarantulas, and Scorpions

"Of course you're hearing crickets!  If it weren't

for me, you wouldn't be hearing anything!"

It's probably hard to see from where you're sitting, but that's

Jiminy Cricket under the toe of Pinocchio's right shoe.

Sam Brownback Announces His Endorsement of John

McCain; Not Even Crickets Show Up to Chirp

Jiminy Cricket Batmobile

Sri Lankans Making Obeisance to Jiminy Cricket

If you really want to make an impression on the

guests at your next soirée, serve them crickets

with prickly-pear jelly on bagel crisps.