Warm Scuzzies #1,056

Mark Ibrahim

As Harry Anslinger, head of the old Federal Bureau of 

Narcotics once said, “Reefer makes darkies think

 they’re as good as white men.”

Warm Scuzzies #749

Tom Marino

It has taken over 40 years for the truth to finally emerge,

but it is now being reported that the rabbits in Night 

of the Lepus were not natural-born killers, but were

mutated into bloodthirsty monsters after nibbling 

on hemp buds.

According to testimony by a DEA agent in Utah, hemp

grown in the wild is known to produce Amazing Colossal

Petrified Rabbits.

“I have to say this:  going down the path to legalization in 

this country is reckless and irresponsible.  I’m talking about

 the long-term impact of legalization in the United States. It 

scares us. Why, it'll put me out of a job!”

"Quite honestly, Congressman, I'm so

spaced out right now I couldn't tell the

difference between heroin, marijuana, 

cocaine, and bath salts."

Warm Scuzzies #290

Drug Enforcement Administration