Coming Soon to a Threatre Near You #198

Cutlery Salesman!

"We understand that if you fail to become the next

Governor of Arkansas you will give serious

consideration to auditioning for Danny Trejo's 

role in a remake of Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

The Politico Illustrated #53

'Knives are out for Reince'

Think twice before challenging Danny Trejo 

to a knife fight.

Jeb Bush is so mean he even scares Danny Trejo, and he's

the Dean of Mean!

According to Harold Ickes, Jeb Bush is so bilingual

he can think in both English and Spanish.

Here's what Jeb looks like when he's thinking in English.

Here's what Jeb looks like when he's

thinking in Spanish.