Hershel Walker Accused of 'Forcibly Twerking 

the English Language'

Open Carry Jesus Says He Only Speaks 'American'

Bijan C. Baine Sez:  "In 1938, blues singer Huddie 

Ledbetter [aka Lead Belly] recommended Black people

 “best stay woke, keep their eyes open.”

 

How to Diagram a Sentence Spoken by

Donald Trump

Alas, Poor Gringo!

Yes, We Speak No Americano

Mr. Prim and Proper Spurns Adverbs

When Saying 'Merry Christmas' in

English Is No Longer Enough

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #182

Old Kaintuck Goes on Anti-Immigrant Tirade, Cusses

in Bad English

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #86

Ken Taylor

Donald Trump's new book has already

 been translated into modern English.

Jeb Bush has criticized Barack Obama, Hillary 

Clinton, and John Kerry for using what he calls

'big syllable words'.  There are seven of these

in English, all beginning with the letter 's' and

all nine letters long.

The Gay Caballero (1940)

The Gay Caballeros (2015)

Having now had several close encounters of the unfortunate

kind with the news media. Dr. Ben Carson has decided

to henceforth rely solely on nonverbal communication.

Here, for instance, he is answering a question of 

considerable import to women's health, namely, 

"Are mammograms worth it?"

Sign of the Times #62

Only in America

Only in Russia

The Unexpurgated Bible #110

"Let's deal with poverty," said Romney. "Have we done it? 

No. Let's do it!" And Jesus said unto him, "Sell all that thou

 hast, and distribute unto the poor."  And when Romney heard 

this, he was very sorrowful: for he could not understand King 

James English.

Q:  Why was Twitter Invented?

A:  It was invented for Americans learning how to complete

 a grammatically-correct 140-character sentence.

I Remember Dubya #65

Thanks to Dubya, 'rectal feeding' has now been inserted

 into the vocabulary of the English language.

According to Harold Ickes, Jeb Bush is so bilingual

he can think in both English and Spanish.

Here's what Jeb looks like when he's thinking in English.

Here's what Jeb looks like when he's

thinking in Spanish.