This Week in WakiLeaks #5

Donald Trump Now Getting Intelligence Briefings 

from Julian Assange

"I've had only two briefings because there isn't room

for any more intel in my head."

Even Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn's dreams are ghosted by

Michael Ledeen. 

Is Ahmed Chalabi really dead, or is he just feeding us

some more bad intel?

Like the U.S. Intelligence Community, the stoner always

assessed with 'high confidence'.

"I'm from the Defense Intelligence Agency, and

we think you're too plain, G. I. Jane."

A man blows a bubble on Bildungblog. Eavesdroppers at the

CIA, FBI, DIA, and NSA don't get the joke, but laugh anyway.

Beware: government eavesdroppers are everywhere.

"Would you mind explaining how the Halfway

House for Neoconservatives ended up here, in

the middle of the NIE Railroad track?"

"Senior intelligence officials were wrong about Iraq

having WMD in 2003, so they're probably wrong about

Iran not having WMD in 2007. It's called a Catch-43."

The Washington Post reports that the government

of the United States will spend over $50 billion in 2007 for

spooks who work for the CIA, DIA, FBI, NSA, and BIR.

Happy Halloween, Everybody!