Now that the opponents of abortion have won the battle, 

if not the war, what issue will energize the Republican Party 

in the future?

Next on Tucker Carlson Tonight:  'Saddam Hussein's WMDs 

and Coronavirus from Leaky Wuhan Lab Now Hidden Under 

Ukrainian Biolabs'

Gimme That Old Time Religion

"Don't look now, but I think Powell is beginning to suspect

 that all the talk about WMD is bullshit."

Is Ahmed Chalabi really dead, or is he just feeding us

some more bad intel?

Mystery solved!  Dzhokhar Tsarnaev admits that he 

and his brother stole Saddam Hussein's Weapons 

of Mass Destruction and used several of them in 

Boston.

New Poll Shows 63% of Republicans Still Believe Iraq 

Had WMD in 2003, While Only 50% Still Believe in the 

Tooth Fairy

Iran Threatens America's Shores with Nuclear-Powered

Kamikaze Boats of Mass Destruction

Officials are saying that the WMD which were supposed to

 have been in Iraq in 2003 have been found in Libya, 1800

miles away. They blame the finding error on a faulty

gyrocompass.

"When I said, 'We know where the WMDs are. They're in

 the area around Tikrit and Baghdad,' I wasn't lying; I was

merely misstating."

Iran Announces Its First Domestically-Produced Uranium

Yellowcake; Is Iraq Secretly Trying to Buy It?

"All I did was misinform the American people

about Iraq's WMD and Saddam Hussein's links

to Al-Qaida. By contrast, Dave Weigel dissed

Matt Drudge in private email. Can you imagine

how hurt Matt's feelings were when those

emails came to light?"

WMD Fig Leaf Not Essential for Iraq War; "We Had

a Whole Wardrobe of Fig Leaves We Could Have
Used," Tony Blair Says

Taxi Driver Source of Discredited Claim Saddam

Hussein Could Unleash WMD within 45 Minutes

"Senator Ted Stevens' word is sterling, just like

mine was on February 6, 2003, when the only

true words I spoke that day were 'This will be

the lowest point in my life'."

Gaddafi looked completely disarmed after his 'Darling Black

African Woman' dismantled his Weapon of Mass Destruction.

"Let’s be fair. To some extent, we’ve got to give President Bush

his due. Iraq now seems to be a quasi-functioning democracy

without weapons of mass destruction, even though it never had

any WMD in the first place."

"And everything that's been written about me is wrong,"
Curveball told the reporter. "It's all wrong. The main 
thing is, I'm an honest man. For what I've done, I should 
be treated like the Burger King!"

Emperor Hirohito of Japan said today the United States has

declared it wants a nuclear weapon to destroy people and

that it could be hiding a secret program.

"Five years later, I still know where the weapons of

mass destruction are. They’re in the area around Tikrit

and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."