Two Blancmange Impersonators

Polar Opposite

"No, this isn't a MooLatté. My good friend, Senator

George Allen, says eating desserts like that are what

caused the South to lose the War of Northern Aggression."

Bidis, 'the poor man's cigarettes', come in a variety

of flavors, including chocolate, licorice, strawberry,

and vanilla, and are quite the rage among some teens.

"It's like eating dessert and having a smoke at the

same time," said one.