Bears React to Polarization Alert

More Lebensraum, Please!

It's Random Acts of Kindness Day!

Polar Opposite

If Vladimir Putin starts to tell you this joke, tell him you've

already heard it.

We're All Polar Bears Now

Polar Bear Reacts to Ann Coulter-Michelle Malkin

Pissing Match

"Hell, no!  I don't need a Pippa Butt Lift!"

"But Dad, do you think the world really

needs two Bucketheads?"

Polar Bear in Training to Become Area Rug

"Despite what Sarah says, dear, Mama Grizzlies

have nothing on you!"

Global Warming Denialism Explained

1. It is more convenient to believe that

global warming is not occurring.
2. It is more comfortable to believe that even if

global warming is occurring, we humans are

not the cause.

3. Even if global warming is occurring and humans

are the cause, it is easier to do nothing about it.

"Why is it I hear so many 'You're Just as Bad as Me'

arguments and so few 'You're Just as Good as Me'?

I'm very young and I need to know."

"Listen, son, there's no North Pole anymore!

From now on, you either swim to Canada

or you die!"

Shake Well

Papal Bear Takes a Bite Out of Halloween

"If I catch you 'running to the center' one

more time, no more Playstation 3 for you!"

Fearguth's Rules of Order #33
If a polar bear seeks empirical proof that you
suffer from bromhidrosis, politely aquiesce when
it starts sniffing your feet.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #31
Tickling a polar bear cub's left foot does not increase the
likelihood it will give a correct answer to the question,
"Is there a recognizable difference in the behavior of
people who are either insane, unsane, or nonsane?"

If the Easter Bunny doesn't show up in
your neighborhood this year, here's why.