Four Clues to the Etiology of Whining

If Dirk Diggler's fame had depended

on the size of his ersatz hairdo,

he might have looked like the next

Secretary of the Interior.

Although Governor Kempthorne

covered the $111 in bad checks

he wrote at Chic's Place, his

hairdresser refused to explain

why it costs so much to cut

so little in Boise, Idaho.

Nominated to be the next Secretary of the Interior,

Governor Dirk Kempthorne vowed to do for the

entire U. S. what he has done for the state of Idaho.

Uh-oh.