When Francis Fukuyama isn't doing his impression

of Sato, the Yakuza psychopath in Black Rain, he

writes scholarly books about, for example, the

intellectual uncleanliness of neoconservatism.

"Sure, neoconservatism should be discarded

on to history's pile of discredited ideologies.

But some of my best friends

are neoconservatives, like Scooter Libby.

So click on the PayPal link and

send him some money NOW."

"And immediately there fell from his eyes

as it had been scales: and he

received sight forthwith."