Gary Bauer believes Muslims in America are treated better than

Christians.  Well, if he is representative of Christians in

America, it's understandable why that would happen.  But,

in truth, he looks more like someone who should be a

representaive of that very rare sect, the Albino Chameleons.

At barely five feet tall, Gary Bauer believes Indiana

Governor Mitch Daniels (at 5' 5") is a giant.

Former spokesman for Gary Bauer, top aide to Karl Rove, and

President Bush's liaison to social and religious conservatives

since 2001, Tim Goeglein has resigned. It would appear he had a

propensity to plagiarize and wear a flag lapel pin at the same time.