Oxymorons for Our Time #202

Evangelical Community

All the Christians in his Minneapolis audience really 

enjoyed getting to cuss vicariously when Trump spoke.

Question of the Day

Jason Chaffetz Sez:  “I have the greatest respect and 

admiration for Congressman Issa, but I don’t intend 

to be Darrell Issa-like.”

[That's like saying, "I have the greatest respect and

admiration for Christ, but I don't intend to be Christ-like."]

In De Spectaculis, Tertullian explains how Christians in 

Heaven will be entertained by watching the damned

 roast in Hell.  Here we see Jews being entertained

 by watching Israeli bombs being dropped on Gazans.  

Ah, humanity!

Nehemiah Griego's late father, a Christian pastor, taught

 his son to be a law-abiding citizen.  He also taught him

to appreciate guns and how to shoot.

Religious Right Abuzz over President Obama's Fly

Religiously speaking, Bacon Sundaes had kept them

apart for millennia.

Pam Geller is reportedly outraged now that she is wearing

the Cruel Shoes of 'Guilt by Association', 'Racial Profiling',

'Stereotyping', and 'Group Blame'.

Inasmuch as minority babies now outnumber white infants in

the US, one might assume that Christian Rightists, who are

99% white, would be in favor of Planned Parenthood.  But,

such an assumption presumes a modicum of rationality

which the Christian Right apparently doesn't possess.

Generally speaking, being obese is not good.  But, it's OK

if you're a Republican---and especially if your name has

'Christ' in it twice.

Gary Bauer believes Muslims in America are treated better than

Christians.  Well, if he is representative of Christians in

America, it's understandable why that would happen.  But,

in truth, he looks more like someone who should be a

representaive of that very rare sect, the Albino Chameleons.

"Terrell's Siding is guaranteed to be born again and

will keep your home 100% socialism-free."

Beck Warns That the One Nation Rally Includes Marxist,

Communist and Revolutionary Groups, Like the United
Church of Christ, Jewish Funds for Justice, the National
Baptist Convention, and People for the American Way

Reverend Eddie Long to Play Lead Role in

Re-Make of Monty Python's The Bishop

Florida Pastor Calls Off Koran Burning, Will Pair

with Imam Rauf at Ground Zero for Ecumenical

Edition of Dancing with the Stars

"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn

Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran

in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

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