Like his online statements, Purdue University President

Mitch Daniels grows shorter and shorter over time.

Have you heard the latest?  Mitch Daniels, President 

of Purdue University, has a new book coming out: 

 Zinn and the Art of Book Burning.

Archaeologists Discover Risible Graffiti

 on CPAC Restroom Wall

"How did you guess?  It takes talent to become as

politically insignifcant as I am!"

On this St. Patrick's Day, Mitch Daniels reminds us that

Leprechauns are supposed to be cute, not scary.

Governor Daniels Gives Incandescent Response to President

Obama's SOTU Address, Says He Has a Better Idea

Mini-Mitch Blasts Obama's Pro-Puberty Policy

Mitch Daniels is scheduled to give the GOP's response to

President Obama's State of the Union Address, followed by

Herman Cain's Tea Party response and Gilbert Gottfried's

AFLAC Duck response.

Will the Bantam Menace and the Incredible Bulk finally

hook up and save the GOP?

Bantam Menace Comes to the Defense

 of Commander Bighair

Looks like the Dead Parrots over at The Politico aren't

just 'pining for the fjords' these days.

For some unknown reason, this is one of Mitch Daniels'

favorite gestures.

"Governor Daniels, could you have beaten President Obama

in 2012?"

"Yes, I think so. I mean, no one can know."

"If no one can know, Governor, why do you think so?"

Indiana Governor Declines to Play Role of

GOP Savior, Wasn't Thrilled at the Prospect

of Being Crucified

GOP Biker Elite See Daniels as 2012 Savior

Mitch Daniels, the GOP's Secret Weapon

The Unexpurgated Bible #51

"And it came to pass, while he was taking

 the Pledge of Allegiance, Mitch was parted

from them, and carried up into Heaven."

"It's all a matter of perspective.  From my perspective, I'm

5'7".  From yours, I'm 4'11"."

Marlon Brando in The Wild One

Mitch Daniels in The Mild One

"Many of us," says George Will, "think of Mitch

Daniels as the thinking man's Marlon Brando."

The New Red Menace

The Old Red Menace