Because of the problem of subsidence in Florida,

the Marco Rubio National Monument has been

moved to the Bonneville Salt Flats.

Sonoran Desert Sentinel

Concentration Camps Along the U.S.-Mexico Border

Afflicted with Biblical Plague of Desert Trumptoads

Misanthrobot, programmed to avoid humans, is happily

roaming the California desert.

Life is filled with so many mysteries, such as, why so many

black-clad ISIS leaders wear white sneakers in the desert.

What $21 Million Looks Like

in the Desert

If you put Milton Friedman in charge of the Sahara Desert, 

in 5 years, there'd be a free market charging you to live 

in it and to be buried under it.

Along the Rio Grande in far southwest Texas, there

are no groundhogs.  But there are Chihuahuan

Desert Sand Jeebies that serve the same purpose.

When Scott Walker speaks in favor of putting 'boots on 

the ground' in Syria, he is really talking about pouring

'blood in the sand'.

"Whose bright idea was it to wear all-black uniforms 

in the middle of the goddam desert?"

Militiaman Jerry DeLemus apparently doesn't realize his

cammies were designed for the mountains of New

Hampshire, his home state, and not the deserts of 

Nevada, where he is playing the fool on behalf of

Cliven 'The Moocher' Bundy.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #97

Sands of Iwo Jima 2:  Sergeant Stryker Strikes Out

The new NSA data center in Bluffdale, Utah will require 

1.7 million gallons of water daily to operate.  That's why 

it's being built in the Great Basin Desert, where Mormons

are more plentiful than water.   

"Senator Lee, for someone who lives in the high desert that

is Utah, you apparently don't get out in the sun much.  Do

you consider that an advantage or disadvantage?"

"So Jon Kyl and John McCain are in a rowboat in the

middle of the Mohave Desert, and it springs a leak

and sinks without a trace."

Botanists Identify New Sonoran Desert Shrub:

the Prickly McCain

His ass slowly turning to ice, Pablito daydreamed about

his balmy days as a pup in the Chihuahuan Desert.

Members of Palestine's Green Party Being Weeded

Out of the Desert

This picture has been photoshopped to make it look

like a Lebanese woman with her two children walking

past a crater on the moon. We know of course they are

really walking on the same movie set in the Nevada

desert used to produce fake pictures of the so-called

'moon landing' in 1969.

Ships of the Desert in Dry Dock