Head of International Mofo Fund Told to Zip Fly

If you could take a photograph of the shape the world

economy is in today, it would probably look like this

face of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Managing Director

of the International Monetary Fund.

"There should be no safe haven for those who steal from

the poor," says Robert Zoellick, President of the World Bank.

"That's why I have issued an order to have the entire staff

of the International Monetary Fund arrested."

If you can see your reflection in IMF Managing Director

Rodrigo de Rato's eyes, you are are too damn close.