Do you remember Dominque Strauss-Kahn?  No?

Well, he doesn't remember you, either.  Call it

'Amnesiac Equilibrium'.

He had forgiven his wife for her affair with

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, but this was

a bridge too far.

Even with a knife and gun, the short fat old man couldn't

keep hotel maids from laughing at him.

Head of International Mofo Fund Told to Zip Fly