Showing posts with label Recession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Recession. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2020

Would you buy a used recession from this man?

Monday, June 08, 2020

While Minneapolis cops were strategically deflating
tires, COVID-19 was strategically deflating the
economy.

Friday, June 05, 2020

If Obama didn't exist, Trump would have to
invent him.

Sunday, April 19, 2020

We Are Turning the Corner and Our Ratings 
Are Higher Than Monday Night Football!
Herbert Hoover Has Risen from the Grave

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

"Recession?  No way!  I want to cut taxes just for the hell of it!"

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

What a Laffer!

Monday, December 24, 2018

Merry Christmas from the GOP, the Same Folks
Who Brought You the Great Recession of 2008

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

I Remember Dubya #61
Yes, 'Our Leader' led the United States into two pointless 
wars and a great recession.

Monday, February 25, 2013

"I just have a bad feeling about going out and trying to 
scare the American people right in the middle of the 
great recession when everybody is nervous enough. 
So, I---God, I need a drink!"

Thursday, February 07, 2013

"My book on the financial crisis of 2008 will be this
thick and only I and my editor will ever read it from
cover to cover."

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Oxymorons for Our Time #132
Growth Recession

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Oxymorons for Our Time #129
Economic Recovery

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Just seconds before he dozed off, Ben Bernanke said,
"Recovery is close to, uh, to . . . fal-ter-ing."

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Magical Depressionism #25
Herbert Hussein O'Hoover

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

President Obama Sez:  "I Misunderestimated the
Magnitude of the Recession"

Friday, June 24, 2011

Chairman of Federal Reserve Considering
Appeal to Thousand-Handed Goddess of
Mercy to Help Accelerate Slow-Growth
Economic Recovery

Monday, December 20, 2010

Magical Depressionism #16
Merriam-Webster Chooses 'Austerity' as Word of the Year

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Last year's CBLPI 'Great American Conservative Women'
were draped in furs.  This year, they're dressed in widow's
weeds.  Times are tough all over. 

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Magical Depressionism #13
Drop in Crime Rate Forces Justice League Layoffs