Vulgarian, yes, but unlike Trump, not

short-fingered.

Sean Hannity to Co-Star with Jayne Mansfield in

Remake of Promises! Promises!; New Version 

Rumored to Include All-Nude Sign of the Hump-

back Couch Walrus Waterboarding Scene

Christina Aguilera Doing Her Impression 
of Madonna Doing Her Impression of Jayne
 Mansfield Doing Her Impression of Marilyn
 Monroe Doing Her Impression of

Jean Harlow