"So which is it: turn right here, turn left here, or turn left 

right here?"

Once upon a time, racial, ethnic, and gender slurs were 

acceptable usage. Now they're not. Those who resent 

this fact are the ones who whine the loudest about 

'political correctness'.

"Help! Help! Jerry Seinfeld is forcing me

to use Windows Vista against my will!"

Jerry Seinfeld, Star of New Movie, The Pollinator