Do you speak Yellen?

His worshippers chanted, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu

 R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."  To which he responded, "Ruff 

Woof Bow Yap Arf."

In Greek, Meta (μετά) is a prefix which means 'after'.  

In other words, Meta comes after Facebook.

Do Century Plants cogitate?

If you're going to use 'cheugy', the latest buzzword, it's 

pronounced 'CHEW-gee'.  If something is out of date, 

it's 'cheugy'.

Latin Lover

Remember when words had power?

For the  those among us who don't speak French,

Lady Melania said, "Let them eat cake."

Now Is the Perfect Time to Learn Esperanto!

Heads of State Head-to-Head

Jeckle Gets Heckled

Lindsey Graham Says Trump's Ukraine Policy 

Too Non Compos Mentis for Quid Pro Quo

Bret Stephens speaks White Nationalist with a

GOPer accent.

If you can cough and spit at the same time,

you can learn to speak German.

Adventures in Aestheticism #145

Aaron Lewis Sez: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to 

speak Spanish. I'm an American."

English is John Kelly's second language.  His first

language is Pentagonese.

Yes, We Speak No Americano

Know Your Spanish

Mr. Prim and Proper Spurns Adverbs