Beasts, Breasts, and Blood:  Sounds Like a 

Joe Bob Briggs Kind of Movie

Joe Bob Briggs used to say that in some movies, the plot 

didn't get in the way of the story. Well, in Trump's case, 

he doesn't let truth get in the way of the story.

Mitt Romney Between What Joe Bob Briggs Used to

Call "Dozin' Meskin Bookends"

Joe Bob Briggs Sez:  "You ever get out your 

high school yearbook and find pictures of 

zombies in there?"

Joe Bob Briggs was elated when he heard that the

drive-in was alive and well in Thailand.

Joe Bob Briggs taught us how

to recognize stunt breasts.

I'm here to teach you how

to recognize stunt chins.