The Real Reason John Howard Lost the Election

Australian voters have turned their Prime Minister out

of office after learning he is not related to Moe and Curly

Howard, as long believed, but is, instead, related to

Dick Cheney.

Bush Ally in Australia Defeated by Skippy the Kangaroo

After President Bush called him "a man of steel,"

Prime Minister Howard admitted that he was,

indeed, Superman.

"No, the Prime Minister of Australia and I aren't identical

twins. We're Steak and Ale twins, which means we were born

at the same time by means of a Sid Caesar Salad Bar Section."

"And not only is he wrong about the war in Iraq, Prime Minister Howard,

but did you know Obama bin Laden isn't either white enough or

black enough to be elected President of the United States?"

President Bush and Prime Minister Howard

Don Identical Neckwear to Symbolize Stronger

Ties Between the United States and Australia