World's Worst Yoobs #237

Miranda Devine

Warm Scuzzies #1,153

Brian Houston

Four Things You Need to Know About How the New 

U.S.-U.K.-Australia Submarine Deal Affects the 

Meaning of Life

Many are puzzled by this picture of a kangaroo and a

pig having sex, while being observed by an aborigine

and ignored by a duck.  The meaning of this picture

is clear:  it is an Acted-Out Parable of the Pharisee

and the Tax Collector.

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon

Aussies Do the Darndest Things

Nevertheless, he still saved 15% on his car insurance.

Prince Charles Receiving Didgeridoo Transfusion

After a less-than-satisfying headbutt of Tony Abbott, DJ

Astro Labe says he's let his technique get a bit rusty.

"Go ahead, grab it.  I dare you!"

Shark Found in Middle of Australian Road Was 

Left Behind by Sharknado

Tele-Phony

"Qantas, I was there when you needed me.  Why aren't

you here now that I need you?"

Why wasn't Man Haron Monis on Australia's

Terrorist Watch List?  Probably for the same

reason Brad Stone wasn't on America's.

Fox News Reports France and Australia Have Spotted

Floating Benghazi Debris

Man Celebrates Learning That 'Qantas' Was 

Originally an Acronym for 'Queensland

 and Northern Territory Aerial Services'

Gina Rinehart's Favorite Hangout

Things to Avoid #25

Gina Rinehart When She's Hungry

If it's raining sheep, you must be in Melbourne, 

Australia.  Tomorrow's forecast calls for a 50%

chance of raining Kelpies.

Factoid of the Hour #18

No, that's not snow blanketing the countryside in 

Wagga Wagga, Australia.  It's spider webs.