Judson Phillips Wants to Know Why President Obama Is

Having Gay Sex and Smoking Crack and He Isn't

"Mr. Phillips, you look bilious.  Have you ever tried

Carter's Little Liver Pills?"

"I will tell you ladies and gentlemen, I detest and despise

everything the left stands for. How anybody can endorse

and embrace an ideology that has killed a billion people

in the last century, yet spared us,  is beyond me."

"'Anonymous' tried to blind me with porn!"

"Charlie Sheen is now making more sense than

 John Boehner," said Judson Phillips, as he

prepared to take his medication orally.

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Judson Phillips