Imagine it's 1902 and you're having to

deal with a Torpid Liver.  Thank God

for Carter's Little Liver Pills!

Out of an abundance of caution, the nation's stockpile 

of Libby's Liver Soup will be substantially augmented

by an estimated 100 million cans.

Steve Bannon's Liver Not on Board for 2020 Presidential

Run

Ann Coulter Sez: "I’d rather cut my own liver out with a 

butter knife than go to Trump's inauguration."

[Were Ann to do self-surgery, it would certainly draw a

bigger crowd.]

Karma is a real bitch, isn't it,

Caleb Howe?

Scientists Clone Rick Perry with One Drop of Bile

"I want to make perfectly clear there's a huge difference 

between being a Randian, a Randite, and a Libertarian 

with Yellow Jaundice."

"I'm Jennifer Bilirubin, and not just my opinions

are jaundiced."

"Dear, he says he's come for your liver."

"Is it just me, Professor Reynolds, or have your lips become

rather more 'liverish'-looking lately?"

"Mr. Phillips, you look bilious.  Have you ever tried

Carter's Little Liver Pills?"

John McCain: So Full of Bile, So Fond of Spitting It

"Your liver is evil and must be punished." So read the
cryptic email Steve Jobs received several years ago.
At the time he had no idea what it meant. Now he does.

Chopped Liverman

"If one more voter tells me I'm chopped liver,

I'm gonna flatten his schnozzola!"