Ryan Pulls a Boehner

Why is it that we, every four years, are forced to choose 

between the lesser of two evils, and the lessers become

 more evil than the lessers of four years ago?

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"In a recent interview, John Boehner, a fellow Ohioan and

Republican, said, 'Fuck Jim Jordan. He's an asshole, a

legislative terrorist'. Why would he say that?"

It ain't easy being a seven-figure lobbyist.  Ask John Boehner.

His disguise didn't fool anybody when John Boehner was

elected to the board of a leading tobacco company.

Guess who said "Ted Cruz is Lucifer in the Flesh and a

Miserable Son-of-a-Bitch!"

"Remember who you used to call 'Numbnuts'?"

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"This isn't about what you want to do, Paul. It's about what 

God wants you to do. And God has told me, he wants you 

to be Speaker of the House."

"OK, John, but the next time you talk with God, ask Him

 how to get that smoke smell out of the Speaker's Office."

"Speaker Boehner is entitled to call me a 'jackass', but I’m

 not going to respond in kind by calling him an 'asshole',

even though that's what he is."

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"Chuck, your face is beginning to turn orange, 

just like Boehner's and Trump's."

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"I would ask for us to pray for peace, but I know for a 

couple of you, that would be a violation of your religious 

freedom."

"I wouldn't have believed that I would be involved in as

 much as I am today. And it certainly isn't by choice. It's 

just that my hair is on fire."

No wonder John Boehner is so fond of Likud.  

It's just as corrupt as the GOP.

Ehud Olmert, former Prime Minister of Israel, was cheered

 to learn John Boehner will visit him in prison when he runs

 his 'victory lap' in Israel.

"When you come to Israel for my victory celebration, Mr. 

Speaker, shedding tears of joy will be very appropriate."

"Home, Jameson!  I've always wanted to say that."