Just Deserts #4

Ken Starr Demoted, Will Spend Eternity 

as Baylor University Waterboy

Just Deserts #3

Fred Phelps will spend eternity carrying a protest 

sign with 'God Loves Fags' on it.

Just Deserts #2

Karl Rove will spend eternity waiting for

the end of August that never comes.

Just Deserts #1

Kyle Sampson, former chief of staff for Alberto Gonzales,

will spend eternity sitting alone in an empty hearing room.