Metaphor Mixology #20

'Georgia Republicans Ramp Up Their Ground Game'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,025

Joseph Kennedy

"Who's that?"

"Brett Favre."

At 82, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross looks old

for his age.

Warm Scuzzies #1,218

Deshaun Watson

Joe Kennedy, Former Assistant Football Coach, Buffs His

 Résumé, Adds '50-Yard-Line Prayer Leader'

Can't we all just get along and call it 'The Greatest Dust-Up

in the History of Our Country'?

Warm Scuzzies #1,189

Jack Del Rio

Remembering Vince Lombardi

Cam Newton, Babe Magnet

The message of the NFL Halftime Show was:

"There's No Business Like Show Business."

Charlie Kirk Sez:  "The NFL is now the league of 

sexual anarchy. This halftime show should not be 

allowed on television."

Kentucky Fried Chickenshit

It's Superbowel Sunday!

Team Announces ‘Commanders’ as New Name, 

'Commander Cody' as New Mascot

Little Known Alternative Fact #10

Aaron Rodgers moonlights as an

Internet meme.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #151

Jon Gruden

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Yacker

Dank Memes #22

Let Me Speak to Your Anti-Vaxxer

Aaron Rodgers Victimized by 'Woke Mob' and 'Cancel Culture'; 

Also COVID-19