"'Guile' is my middle name, Ms. Harris. Why do you ask?"

Sean and Katherine, the Original Tighty Whities

"Hi! I'm Katherine Harris, and I give good head to devout

Christian men. Give me a call. My number's on the card."

The picture of Katherine Harris we've all been waiting for.

If ever there was a woman who deserves the ugliest

epithet ever invented, it would have to be Katherine

Harris. So it's time for Elmer Fudd to say it:

"Good widdance to bad wubbish, you dumb cunt!"

It was a slow day at Katherine Harris World.

Katherine Harris Set to Lose Senate Race,

Wins Prize Possum

"So you told Carlo you wanted to put on the cruel

shoes. What happened then, Katherine?"

"Yes, I'm the Lady in Red, and if it hadn't been for me,

George Bush would never have become Public Enemy #1."

All the guys on the right side of the room were

mesmerized by Katherine Harris' stunt breasts.

For reasons not entirely clear,

Dr. Dale Burroughs, a licensed

crisis and disaster counselor,

has become Katherine Harris'

closest adviser in her campaign

for the U. S. Senate.

With $10 million stuffed in her saddlebags,

Katherine Harris waved to the crowd and shouted:

"I'm in this race, and I'm going to win."

Too bad she was riding a 'Three-Gaited Horse',

a horse that 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) and falls.

Katherine Harris put the

best face she could on her

cancellation of campaign trips
in Florida. Unfortunately, it
was still hers.