"While you're up, dear, would you mind grabbing me 

a handful of those non-fungible tokens?"

Expect Resistance When You Try to Teach a Calico Cat 

the Value of Non-Fungible Tokens

Warm Scuzzies #913

David Solomon

Like Dracula, Trump never drinks wine.

Just another Dark Money-funded Protection Racket.

Q:  "Is this a parasite or a hedge

fund manager?"

A:  "There's a difference?"

"Hey, buddy!  Wanna buy some Floating Rate 

Structured Repackaged Asset-Backed Trust 

Securities Certificates, Series 2005-2?"

Is looking like this a requirement for being a

finance minister?

“In an unprecedented move, President Obama has

 arrogantly circumvented the American people,

especially little old me.”

Guess what the 'MF' in MF Global stands for.

World's Worst Yoobs #104

Stacy-Marie Ishmael

"I don't know about you, Spencer, but I need more blood!"

Richard Fuld: Butthole, Asshat, or Both?

Warm Scuzzies #58

Scott Talbott

Are 'toxic assets' like 'nutritious liabilities'?

Wall Street Sharks Cheered by Report That Manhattan

Will Find Itself Underwater More Often As the 21st

Century Unfolds

"'Guile' is my middle name, Ms. Harris. Why do you ask?"

The Treasury Secretary should inspire confidence in

financial markets. His face, especially. Well, Tim

Geithner's just doesn't.

Sorry, but Ken Lewis, CEO of Bank of America,

cannot put on a happy face right now.

No doubt he was one of the greatest samurais of all

time. But what Japan needed right now was a finance

minister--not someone who was an expert in the use

of bows and arrows, spears and guns, and most of all,

swords.