Fortune-Telling, Saudi Style

Use this when your Ouija Board is in the shop.  The

Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab is Saudi Arabia's

answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.

The Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab Sez: "When there's no

 Coke, drink Pepsi."

If Saudi Arabia wasn't sitting on 268 billion barrels of oil, 

would Trump be curtseying to King Salman? (This is not 

a trick question.)

"Remember when you condemned Obama for bowing

to a Saudi king? You were just in your criticism,

for your bow is far bigger than his."

"My name is Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, but you

can call me Sal."