Acrobats say the Fool's Pyramid is probably their

 most difficult and ridiculous stunt.

HUD Secretary Calls for Expansion

of Pyramid Power Program to 

Battle COVID-19 Pandemic

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,

I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"

Carson rejoined.

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has

been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three

pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to

HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the

nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Johnson Joy, Ben Carson's chief information

officer at HUD, has abruptly resigned. He faces

 corruption allegations in connection with the

construction of a huge pyramid to be used for

 storing the nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Amazon's New Company Slogan

Use this when your Ouija Board is in the shop.  The

Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab is Saudi Arabia's

answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.

HUD Secretary Ben Carson Announces Massive New 

Building Program to Store Nation's Surplus of 

Froot Loops

Alex Jones and Greg Abbott Implicated in 

New World Order Pyramid Scheme

Hidden Symbolism of the Dollar

Little did they know the camel would have them arrested 

for 'public display of affection'.

Hidden Rooms Found in King Tut's Tomb May Be 

Filled with Grain, Carsonologists Say

Thermal Scan of Egyptian Pyramid Finds

'Impressive' Anomaly

Egyptologist Taunting Ben Carson

Ben Carson says the archaeologists are wrong: 

Egyptians didn't build the pyramids to bury pharaohs; 

Joseph built the pyramids to store Froot Loops.

"Well, sounds to me like it's another one of the Pharaoh's

 damned Pyramid Schemes!"

"OK, ma'am, so you're opposed to erecting a mosque

near Ground Zero.  How about a pyramid?  You look

like you might be old enough to be in favor of that."

Things Older Than John McCain #9

Pyramids

It was becoming increasingly obvious that modern Mexico's

attempt to build a giant pyramid out of marijuana blocks

reflected a basic misunderstanding of ancient Egypt's

architectural ideas.

Palestinians and Israelis Enrolled in Collaborative

Learning Program Begin Construction of New Pyramid