Use this when your Ouija Board is in the shop.  The

Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab is Saudi Arabia's

answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.

The Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab Sez: "When there's no

 Coke, drink Pepsi."

Saudis Renew Fatwa Against Pokémon, 

Trumpniks Issue Fatwa Against 

Ted Cruz

And then King Abdullah rode his Wahhabi horse off 

into the sunset.

A leading authority of Saudi Arabia's hardline school

of Islam has condemned camel beauty contests as evil,

saying those involved should seek repentance in God.

What a camel does when it 'repents' the authority did

not say.