"But, Your Excellency, Westminster Abbey is not for sale."

"Pish-posh, Very Reverend Dr. John Hall, in this world,

EVERYTHING is for sale!"

At the Kuwait-Iraq border, the Governor of Alaska pointed a rifle

simulator in the general direction of Baghdad. She now claims

that experience is what qualifies her to be Commander-in-Chief.

German Chancellor Changes Sex, Language,

Nationality, and Religion, All at the Same Time