Zombie for Sale

Trump Re-Enacting Sherman's March to the Sea

Buy Two, Get One Free!

All Easter Merchandise Must Go!

Buy One Crucifix at Regular Price,

Get Two Free

Only 200,000 Left in Stock

Operators Are Standing By!

The Politico Illustrated #52

'The selling of Rick Perry’s smarts'

Would you buy a used 'charitable' foundation from this 

man?

Dogs Waiting in Line for Big Semi-Annual Clearance

Sale at PetSmart

Whoever substituted 'discount' for 'cut rate' was probably 

the same guy who realized if you sold a $1 item for 99 

cents, people would think they were getting a discount 

and buy two of them.

Massive Bra Sale!  Hurry, Ends Tonight!

Would you buy a used ShamWow from this man?

Area Man Selling Bin Laden

Urinal Cakes Really Cheap

"But, Your Excellency, Westminster Abbey is not for sale."

"Pish-posh, Very Reverend Dr. John Hall, in this world,

EVERYTHING is for sale!"

In lieu of the three years of business experience Mitt Romney 

believes anyone who might be President must have, Paul 

Ryan sold Oscar Mayer Lunchables one summer and 

drove the Wienermobile once.

"Yes, this is the last week to save up to 50% on great 

deals for Dads and Grads. Better buy now before I 

change my mind."

Mark Rothko Paint-by-Numbers Kit

Marked Down!

Was $19.99

Now ONLY $14.99 + $5.00 S&H

"I really don't want to sell family Bibles for a living, Mr.

Broun, but if that's the only way you'll let me marry your

daughter, I'll do it."

Up to 50% Off from Sears Scratch and Dent Warehouse!

"OK, Scott, how much for the flag lapel pin?"

"Well, I ..."

"All right then, a copy of the Book of Mormon

and $5 down. Must be my final offer!"

"Really, it's not for sale!"

"Not for sale, what does that mean? If you're

a Republican, everything's for sale!"