Are L. Ron Hubbard and Donald Trump twins separated at

 birth, or have they both reached Operating Thetan Level VIII?

Some Scientologists now admit that the only

miracle L. Ron Hubbard never actually

performed was leading the Israelites

across the Red Sea on dry land. But, they

quickly add, he could have done it had

he wanted to.

And then there's David Miscavige, the Big Enchilada of
today's Church of Scientology, who makes L. Ron Hubbard
and Dianetics sound like the second coming of Plato and
his immortal dialogues.