"Written in the style of Sun Tzu's The Art of War and

The Tao of Warren Buffett, this is a must-read book

from 2017 for every Trump fan (and even the haters)."

Some believe God is 'an infinite sphere, whose center 

is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere'.

Samuel Johnson Refutes George Berkeley

Nonverbally, Exacerbates Gout

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

 do you mean by 'there'?"

"Well, you know, 'there' as opposed to 'here'."

"Actually, at the moment, I think we're

neither 'here' nor 'there'."

"So, where are we?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

do you mean by 'where'?"

It's always Talk Like a Philosophical 

Muffler Man Pirate Day.

Things They Never Teach You in School

A Gift for the Friend Who Has Everything

In a world of incessant change, it's good to know that

John Hawkins is still a tautology in human form.

Life with Father

Mind-Body Dualist

Materialist Vs. Spiritualist

Pence's First Law of Metaphysics

The Day Beavis Began to Grasp the Meaning of

Eternal Recurrence

Not to Be Confused with Wittgenstein's Ladder

When he was young, he taught taut tautologies.

if there is a transcendental, Platonic 'form' of Meathead, 

Mike Parson, Governor of Missouri, is it.

No longer QAnon.  It's now QANeumanon,

the Ding Dong an Sich.

Nancy Suddenly Experienced a Perspectival Shift

The Day Trump Lost His Last Friend

Not to Be Confused with the

Bureau of Absolute Nothingness