Invasion of the Trailer Park Scientologists

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #885

Leigh Dundas

There You Go, Dragging Class Into It Again

Are L. Ron Hubbard and Donald Trump twins separated at

 birth, or have they both reached Operating Thetan Level VIII?

Tom Cruise, Operating Thetan XV

BBC Reporter Claims to Have Found Scientologists’ 

‘Alien Space Cathedral’ Inside Tom Cruise's Head

Mormons are being urged "to fast and pray for Romney for 

24 hours to ensure he will be blessed in the debates."

Too bad God's a Scientologist.

Feud Erupts Among Ugly Scientologists

Some Scientologists now admit that the only

miracle L. Ron Hubbard never actually

performed was leading the Israelites

across the Red Sea on dry land. But, they

quickly add, he could have done it had

he wanted to.

Scientologists Buy Hollywood Studio, Threaten to

Make Sequel to Battlefield Earth

"How could anybody confuse me with Colonel

Gaddafi?  Anyone with half a brain can tell just

from looking at me that I'm a Scientologist

and he's not!"

And then there's David Miscavige, the Big Enchilada of
today's Church of Scientology, who makes L. Ron Hubbard
and Dianetics sound like the second coming of Plato and
his immortal dialogues.

"Believe me, Michelle, there's nothing in

Scientology that says body thetans with nice tits

don't have enough free will to accept my offer

to show you my Cruise missile."