Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #208

The Hand of Dr. No

With the wave of his hand, Trump declassified all the

documents in the world.

Those M&Ms in Trump's hand are going to

melt for sure.

The Day He Realized He Wasn't Even-Handed

According to legend, touching the Blarney Stone endowed the   

fondler with the gift of the gab (great eloquence or skill at flattery).

This Cincinnati cop should have known that

'Pure Evil' is an oxymoron and that oxymoronic

tattoos are not allowed.

Center-Right Middlebrow Fascism-Adjacent Opinionator

On Caturday, he caught up on his reading.

What Cat Psychologists Do

As he closes in on his 76th birthday, Trump's ability to make

 fisties is obviously weakening.

One has to admit that, at 75, Trump makes

damn good fisties.

Three Right-Handers on Fox News, a Right-Wing

Network, Suggest Schools Should Be Defunded If 

They Bring Up the Topic of Right-Handed Privilege

Dinosaur Wonders If His Contemporaries Know

They Are Living in Pre-Historic Times, Because

He Sure Does

If you are familiar with the biblical story about Gideon,

you know that the Lord favored those who drank

water with one hand rather than with two.

If you like your apples to taste like grapes,

you're probably a Grappler.

Matt Gaetz Refutes Onanism Allegations

Hawley's Stigmata

Louie Gohmert Covers Himself with Glory

Trump Gets Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Hands Supersized for Power Grab