A Gathering of Carrion Birds (1985)

Ed Rollins and Two Other Dead Guys Celebrating

Michele Bachmann's First-Place Finish  in the

Iowa Pigshit Poll

What if you had been fated to be Roger Ailes, the

American president of the Fox News Channel,

and knew that Lee Atwater had informed everyone

in the afterworld that you're probably the creepiest

person ever to walk on two legs over the surface of

Planet Earth? Luckily for you, that turned out to be only

a nightmare you had after taking too much Melatonin.