So Corny, So Doggy, So Corny Doggy!

Michele Bachmann Sez:  "Magnetic Turds are actually 

predicted in the Bible, these times that we're living in!  

And what I'm seeing is that the Bible is probably the most 

relevant document on Earth right now because it talks 

about these times we are living in! It's uncanny!"

Michele Bachmann Offers a More Than 24-Minute-Long 

Prayer for the Nation of Israel at the Jerusalem Prayer 

Breakfast in Dallas

Been there, done that, Michele Bachmann, between

1861 and 1865. It's called the Civil War and it 

resulted in 1,768,498 casualties.

Michele Bachmann Sez:  “This is a fake State of the Union 

speech.  What we’re watching is a coup. It’s my opinion 

that the election was irregular, we didn’t have a true 

election result. We had a fake election. We’ve had a fake 

presidency.  With all due respect, it was the invasion

 of the zombie apocalypse, as far as I’m concerned.”

God Has an 'Iron Rod'?

Does anyone know how many 'transgender Black 

Marxists' there are in the United States today?

Asking for a friend.

Michele Bachmann Sez:  "We will never see

 a more godly, biblical president again in our

 lifetime than Donald Trump."

Michele Bachmann FEMA Camp Plays Host to First Lady

Michele Bachmann Sez: “So the question is — 

am I being called by God to run for Al 

Franken's seat in the Senate?"

Sorry, Michele, no more elections for you.

"As Donald Trump's new foreign policy adviser, I have

 recommended that the U.S. invade Freedonia and 

Grand Fenwick, not necessarily in that order."

Steve King with His Free-Range One-L

Michele, One-L

These Are Words That Go Together Well

My Michele

Meanwhile, Back in One L Land

Michele Bachmann says she never goes

out into today's crazy world without

her straitjacket.

"Those aren't crow's feet in the corners of your eyes, 

Michele.  Those are vulture's toes."

“Islamists have a plan to destroy Western Christendom

 by sending an invading army to sexually attack and 

rape and grope church ladies."

"I wonder what it is you see with 

those Crazy Eyes."

Someone needs to tell Michele Bachmann

that 'gang-age males' who seek asylum in

America never rape old women living in

a 'persistent rutabaga state'.