Jeb Bush to Star as Billy the Kid in Remake of 

The Left Handed Gun

Lefty Occupies White House, Gives Wingnuts

Reverse Twist

Did you know Michelle Malkin is left-handed? As such, that

automatically makes her (1) sinister, (2) gauche, (3) maladroit,

(4) awkward, (5) clumsy, (6) a member of a minority, and (7)

a victim of discrimination.

No wonder she has a persecution complex.