Some Capitol Hill Insurrectionists Using 

'Mob Mentality' Defense

When the lemmings jumped off the cliff, their fall was

 cushioned by 40-pack bundles of toilet paper.

"No doubt about it. These carbon footprints were left

by Republicans from South Carolina."
"Don't you mean 'lemmings'?"
"Same difference."

Red State Lemmings Moments Before They

Plunged Over the Republican Party Cliff