Rick Santorum Reduced to Panhandling to Pay Off

$1 Million in Decade-Old Presidential Campaign Debt

One way to test for memory loss in your circle of

friends is to ask, "Remember Seamus?".  If all you

get is blank stares, you know you've reached the

level of your own forgetfulness.

What a Difference a Duodecennial Makes

Grand Poobah Sez:  "I could've said, 'Mitt, drop

 to your knees.' He was begging me."

Feeling depressed? 

Consider this scenario: McCain wins in 2008, 

wins again in 2012, and has just kicked the

 bucket. Vice President Palin is being sworn in. 

Feeling better?

"As John Paul Jones said, 'I have not yet begun to lose!'"

Romney Says Hurricane Adam (aka 'The Sextortionist') 

'Didn't Come at the Right Time'

Think of it:  were it not for all those 'racketeering' GOP 

consultants, Rick Perry might today be President of 

the United States.

Mitt Romney Sums Up His 2012 Bid for the Presidency:

"What I Said Is Not What I Believe"

Although David Rivera (R-FL) went down to defeat in 

the November elections, it's never too late in Fearguth's

 world to celebrate the political demise of one of the

most corrupt of Marco Rubio's BFF's.

Mitt Romney Really Didn't Want To Be President, His 

Son Tagg Says; 67,862,180 Voters Really Didn't Want 

Him to Be President, Either

Latest National Review Fundraiser Variously Dubbed

'Blues Cruise' and 'Tropical Depression in the 

Anglosphere'

The Underlying  Cause of Mitt Romney's

Defeat in November No Non-Canine Pundit

 Is Prepared to Talk About

"Did you hear that 49% of Republicans believe

 a unicorn stole the election for Obama?"

"Don't you mean, 'ACORN'?"

Oh, yeah, I always get those two imaginary 

things confused."

"Brought to the screen with uncompromising frankness, 

it's The Lost Election, starring Mitt Romney, in one of 

the greatest performances in motion picture history!"

Liberal Gloat Causes Douthat Bloat

"You see, Bob, I have this teensy-weensy chin and a 

godawful dewlap and Obama carried both our states."

New Report Shows Republicans Lost 

Because They Were Republicans

Jonah Goldberg Still Reeling from Obama's Re-Election

Take a closer look at Ken Bennett, Arizona's Secretary of 

State, and you'll understand why 486,405 ballots have yet

to be counted a week after the election.