"OMG, this is Leopardy?"

When they're not pontificating at the RNC, Donald Trump, 

Jr. and his brother, Eric, work as Leopard Butchers.

A new study shows how the Ku Klux Klan 

in the South abandoned the Democratic Party 

and flocked to the Republican Party in 

droves.  In other words, the spots didn't 

change down South, just the leopard.

Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump, Famous Animal Butchers, 

Granted Patent for Heretofore Unknown Leopard Steak

Believe it or not, being a leopard is hard work.

Asian Leopard Giving Serious Consideration

to Career as Hypnotherapist

"Careful what you say around that baby snow leopard. All I

said was 'Monday Cat Blogging' and it almost ripped my

throat out!"

Escher's Cats

Can you think of one good reason why a leopard would

want to change its spots?

Senator Vitter admits he started hanging out with a lioness

from DC and a tigress from New Orleans only after his wife

started dressing like a leopardess from Louisiana.

While it is true leopards do not change their spots,

they have been known to sell them if the price is right.

CAT Scan Proves Leopard Is Member of Feline Family