Carl Paladino claims that the Uvalde shooter had

been receiving hypnosis training from the CIA and

that the massacre was a false-flag operation.

Fifties Femme Mesmerizing a Percolator

Ted Cruz Hypnotizing a Kumquat

Submariner Succeeds in Hypnotizing Walrus

Old Woman Hypnotizing Flying Lobster

Lugosi Makes His Move

"Look deep into my eyes, Devin, and bark like a 

trained seal."

Trump Using Self-Hypnosis to Achieve the Goal of 

Total Transcendental Assholitude

Svengali, Donald Trump's Cat

Franz Mesmer as a Child

“I made a promise to the people of Texas that I would

 come to Washington and put all of you in a psychedelic

 trance using this optical illusion."

InstaHypnotist

"Hit the road, Newt!  Even your fabled Svengali-like powers

can't persuade me that the Supreme Court of the United

States is unconstitutional."

"Look into my eyes and repeat after me:  'We

must destroy Medicare in order to save it.'"

"You're getting very sleepy, Clarence, very sleepy."

Sarko the Giant Accidentally Hypnotized

by Romanian President

Asian Leopard Giving Serious Consideration

to Career as Hypnotherapist

Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX) Trying
to Hypnotize a Robotic Sunflower

It's difficult to hypnotize a policeman in riot gear,

but not impossible.

"I look into the eyes of each and every one of you and say:
I have never taken bribes. I never took a dime into my
own pocket.  You are getting very sleepy."