"Melania, you must be punished for only reading the

Cliffs Notes version of Venus in Furs."

Venus in Furs

Hatch Pummels Holder as Soft on Porn

"Harder, Orrin, Harder!  More Whips, More

 Chains!" Holder Moaned Softly

Venus in Furs

Abraham Alexander, an accountant, has pleaded guilty to

embezzling $237,000 in heart-disease research funds for

the purpose of paying a dominatrix to beat him. When

the judge sentenced him to two to six years in prison, Mr.

Alexander said, "Your honor, shouldn't you punish me just

a little bit harder?"