"Beam me up, Scotty, there's nothing

but aliens from Venus down here."

Venus in Furs

Venus de Milo, the World's Most Famous 

Statue of Limitations

Albert Einstein Sez:  "Beware of Zontar, 

the Thing from Venus!"

Attendees at the Republican National Convention in Tampa

will have to make some tough decisions.  Like, for example,

whether to pay a $20 cover charge for admission to Mons 

Venus, a totally-nude strip club which doesn't serve alcohol.

Intrepid Nookienaut Pointing to the Mount of Venus,

His Home Away from Home

"Gee, so that's what the Mound of Venus looks like!"

Venus in Furs

When you reach treeline on the Mount of Venus,

don't be alarmed if you find yourself breathing

harder. That's a perfectly normal reaction.

"See! I told you Lars' Dimples of Venus

were nothing special."

In the competition for the Gillette Prize, Mariah Carey,

a modern-day goddess, was no match for Venus, whose

legs alone were over six feet long.