Showing posts with label Venus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venus. Show all posts

Friday, February 26, 2021

"Beam me up, Scotty, there's nothing
but aliens from Venus down here."

Monday, February 02, 2015

Venus in Furs

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Venus de Milo, the World's Most Famous 
Statue of Limitations

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Albert Einstein Sez:  "Beware of Zontar, 
the Thing from Venus!"

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Attendees at the Republican National Convention in Tampa
will have to make some tough decisions.  Like, for example,
whether to pay a $20 cover charge for admission to Mons 
Venus, a totally-nude strip club which doesn't serve alcohol.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Intrepid Nookienaut Pointing to the Mount of Venus,
His Home Away from Home

Saturday, April 11, 2009

"Gee, so that's what the Mound of Venus looks like!"

Friday, August 29, 2008

Venus in Furs

Saturday, September 08, 2007

When you reach treeline on the Mount of Venus,
don't be alarmed if you find yourself breathing
harder. That's a perfectly normal reaction.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

"See! I told you Lars' Dimples of Venus
were nothing special."

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

In the competition for the Gillette Prize, Mariah Carey,
a modern-day goddess, was no match for Venus, whose
legs alone were over six feet long.