Orrin Hatch will be remembered as the Senator from 

Utah who once said, "I do know dumb-ass questions when

 I see dumb-ass questions."

"‘Good riddance to a spineless dinosaur’: 

Orrin Hatch gets pummeled on Twitter 

as he gives farewell speech"

Time for the Over-the-Hill Gang to Grab Their Genitalia

and Run

For adults, take one capsule one to two times daily, 

preferably while watching Chuck Grassley and 

Orrin Hatch bloviate on TV.

Plan B

"Hello, all you happy people. 

Is Judge Kavanaugh a really good man? 

And he is. 

And by any measure he is."

Senator Hatch Says His Decision Not to Attend His Own 

Funeral 'Ridiculous'; "I Shouldn't Have Said That," 

He Adds

Adventures in Aestheticism #7

The Utah Undertaker Sez: “Now, some of you may love 

affordable health care.  If you do, you are some of the 

stupidest, dumbass people I’ve ever met."

Do you know what?  Orrin Hatch is happy.

Hatch a Bad Egg,

And This Is What You Get

Like an insect long dead, Orrin Hatch is just a dessicated 

moral husk, little more than an exoskeleton.

"Congratulations, Senator Hatch, for your utter lack of

 integrity that rises from your unquenchable thirst for 

power. Now, bow lower."

"I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy

Down in my heart (Where?)

Down in my heart (Where?)

Down in my heart

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy

Down in my heart

Down in my heart to stay."

This week, Orrin Hatch, Professor of Idioms, Euphemisms,

 and Etymologies, will give a one-hour lecture on the phrase, 

'shot their wad'.

Orrin Hatch, Republican Poster Boy for Obamacare

 Repeal Secrecy

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself ---

and the White Zombie.

"Orrin and I agree that the 'O' in GOP stands for

'Octogenarian'."

"Gee, Mr. President, your circles and verticals are better 

than your horizontals and diagonals."

"The reports that I have become a zombie are

somewhat exaggerated."